Jerry: Trust me, you’re off. Jackie Chiles: It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!, Jackie Chiles: This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. Jerry: A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. George: If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George, divided against itself, cannot stand! Jerry: The New York Yankees? George: The New York Yankees! Jerry: Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza! George: My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it. So, one thing lead to another. Elaine: Snapple? Babu’s Brother: No, too fruity. Jerry: I thought you didn’t believe in God? George: I do for the bad things. Jerry: But the thing you don’t realize is that there’s good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad. George: She thinks I’m a nice guy. Women always think I’m nice. But women don’t want nice.
What aspect of the faith do you find particularly attractive?
George: I never tasted a cough medicine I didn’t love. Newman: Well, I wouldn’t hear of it. I said ‘Nice try, Granny,’ and I sent her to the back of the line. Jerry: Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Kramer: Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business. But when you’re on my set, you clean it up mister.” Elaine: He took it out. Latvian orthodox: What aspect of the faith do you find particularly attractive? George: I think the hats. Jerry: It, uh, rhymes with a female body part. Jerry: I don’t get you. Who goes on vacation without a job? What, do you need a break from getting up at 11:00. Elaine: No, I don’t have a square to spare. I can’t spare a square. George: I never tasted a cough medicine I didn’t love. Jerry: I do not like the bank. I’ve heard the expression ‘Laughing all the way to the bank’. I have never seen anyone actually doing it.